As badly as you want to, ya just can’t paddle inmates and expect to get away with it. At least not in Alabama.
Why did Goat and Dog cross the road? To get to the Mercedes-Benz!
Someone has anger-control issues; an unreasonable Alabama driver ran his own truck through the window of a service station in protest of the pay-first policy.
Who better to sit on a jury than Jesus Christ? Unfortunately, it can be a little more disruptive that you might realize.